1) Setting a baby, especially one in a diaper only, on a food counter. Granted, it's a fast food counter, but still.
2) Drivers that pull out in front of me at the speed of light and then come to a stop.
3) Tomatoes (I give them to my turtles, they love a nice red tomato!).
4) Being poor (anyone know a rich old man with a British accent who's available?).
5) Cups of my iced tea spilling in my car.
6) The very, very HOT weather we've been having.
7) Going a day without washing my hair.